Since it was Father’s Day yesterday, I reckon it’s as good a reason to write an appreciation post for the man behind some of Japan’s top male idols, in particular, Arashi. Who else but the man we love to hate, Johnny Kitagawa.
How do we
hate love Uncle J, let me count the ways. Or rather, just one way:
HIS RULES ARE SO OLD THEY’RE SO ARCHAIC
just like him but you gotta love ’em rules anyway.
No social media.
Imagine if Arashi have Twitter accounts. Every time say, Nino tweets his game scores, or Riida tweets his selca with a fish, it would be chaos. Though I would love to read Sho’s tweets on the news he covers or Aiba’s selfie with the animals he meets. But we’d probably have fans tweeting Jun: “ARE THE RUMORS TRUE? SPEAK UP!!!” I promise, I won’t be one of them.
But seriously, celebrities on social media are both a curse and a blessing. It allows us a peek into their lives but it also gives us some bone to pick. It’s a headache trying to “decipher” codes, when for all we know, there are no codes in a simple tweet. Or creating drama when there is none. Real life is already dramatic as it is, must we also create unnecessary dramas?
And I’d love some mystery from my idols. Thank you.
No meet and greet or fan sign events.
The stabbing incident at AKB48’s handshake event only illustrates the folly of having such events. There are all sorts of stories coming from these handshake events and one of the grossest I’ve heard involves the fans stopping by the bathroom before queueing up for the hand-shake. I leave it to your imagination what happens.
While I do understand that some fans like to be up close and personal with their idols, and that watching them in concerts is not enough, it has given rise to obsessive fans. These fan signs and handshake events have also become big business in boosting sales. Sure, it’s all part of marketing but it also takes advantage of the gullibility of fans and makes one question the credibility of the sales figures. But hey, that’s your money, who am I to say how you spend it, right?
So even if I can’t shake Arashi’s hands, especially Nino’s hamburger ones, I’m glad that Uncle Johnny does not over-expose them at the expense of their privacy, dignity , safety and sanity.
No unauthorized use of photos.
Photos of his talents are limited, not even for official sites of their movies and dramas (recently, there have been changes though). Remember the cartoon Domyouji in HANA YORI DANGO’s official website? Even some interviews published on the news media do not have photos so if you don’t know who Ohno Satoshi is, then you’d just have to make a guess or Google to know how he looks like. But see, Johnny’s is perhaps one of those few remaining establishments that are able to sell photographs, otherwise known as “shop photos”. These are physical photographs of the Johnnys whose sale often stir long queues in Harajuku even to this day, and in the era of modern technology.
No video uploads.
Japan’s copyright laws also make it hard to search for Arashi videos on the Internet. That’s why fans scream hallelujah when they stumble on a video of a concert or PV, and HD at that. But the uploaders often have to resort to all sorts of tricks like using keywords and titles that are totally unrelated (one of the funniest I’ve encountered is “Green Onion” to an Arashi concert). Of course that can be no match to the automated visual/image matching technology that sites like YouTube uses. But it is this strict IPR that has made Japan’s music market top in the world and why Arashi can sell more than half a million copies of their latest DVD in Japan alone
because Oricon no longer counts overseas sales (yes, I’m still smarting from that).
No taking of photos.
The almighty no-photo rule in Japan. This way, his talents are able to live their lives normally without fans suddenly springing up on their path and literally pointing a camera at their faces (yes, my pet peeve). The likes of Charlene Chua would surely have a field day taking close-ups of Jun’s orange peel face if this rule does not exist.
The almighty no-gift-giving rule. No, not even a counter at concerts or at the jimusho to drop off your gifts. This way, fans do not engage in never-ending upmanship trying to give the most expensive, unique or outrageous gift there is like a forest, a luxury car or designer-whatever. I can’t even give simple shirts or accessories to Sho and Jun and have them wear those so I can claim, SERIOUSLY, SAKUMOTO IS REAL.
But no matter how archaic these rules are, they make sense business-wise and keep fans sane too. And most of all, they give Johnnys a degree of protection from unscrupulous characters and crazy fans.
And don’t these rules remind us of a conservative, old-fashioned patriarch? Makes me wonder what it would be like in the jimusho once they change in management.
So Uncle Johnny, arigatou gozaimashita!
We owe you for picking five dorks from your pool of talents and making them debut on a cruise ship in Hawaii. Through all our complaints with your archaic rules and insular ways, we love you just the same. Even if most of the time I think of you as the Grinch, there are times you’re like Santa.
Speaking of Santa, and though Christmas is still six months away, can I wish for another Arashi Around Asia to celebrate 5×15? It’s about time you let your beloved dorks out into the world, again.
I’m sure they’d make you proud, ne, tochan.
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7 thoughts on “[blog] an Uncle Johnny appreciation post”
Just a thought. If the boys had their own Twitter accounts, Twitter’s server would always crash everytime they would release a new album, a concert DVD, and most especially during ticket sales.
Well, with their crazy and almost always full-to-the-brim schedules, could they still afford to send a tweet or two?
you said it! if they can crash the servers of CDJapan and NTV.
and they’d also get tagged with our endless stream of complaints on concerts, tickets etc
I would love to see Nino troll people on Twitter though hahaha
I’m glad that Uncle Johnny does not over-expose them at the expense of their privacy, dignity , safety and sanity. – I like this one.
Uncle Johnny has perfected the art of male idolship. he won’t be on top of his game in Japan for decades if he hasn’t mastered the formula… while we live in a very modern world with smartphones and social media, I think there is still sense in keeping some mystery from the public. I myself prefer my idols to be not everywhere coz it cheapens them and lower their market value lol
-Regarding the social media thing, while I want them to have twitter, I’m contended with their jweb accounts even though some of them (like Ryo and Ueda) would only write one sentences. XD
-About the “No unauthorized use of photos”, I’m sure that this can be done as long as the print/web media is willing to pay Johnny extra for his talents photos.
-I love “No gift-giving” thing because there are hardcore fans who are just extreme. I remember reading this news about an anime otaku who gave Fuji (a character from Prince of Tennis anime) 1000 boxes of chocolates for Valentines Day. I was like, isn’t he a fictional character? Just imagine how much more if it’s Arashi and other Johnny’s.
-Lastly, “No meet and greet or fan sign events”. I’m sure there are some “meet and greet” events though there are exclusive for FC members, Yamapi did one before when he was promoting “Ai Texas” (I think) and some of them do meet and greet for movie promo like Kamenashi’s “Ore Ore” premier in Italy. XD
thanks for the info on other JE groups. I don’t follow them so I don’t know their activities.
I do realize now that Arashi do a stage greeting for their films.
thanks for the comment!
Rule about gift-giving. I didn’t know about this one. I remember on LJ some Ohno fans got together and started a sort of fund-raising event for Ohno to buy him a boat because he kept on saying he wanted one and Arashi wouldn’t give him one. My sister, another Arashi fan, made me aware of it because she joined and I told her to jump ship quick. I wonder what ever happened to that project.