can we not make ugly actors cry?

There has to be a rule in dramaland: ugly actors should not be made to cry. Of course in reality, who looks good while crying? But we’re talking here of onscreen fantasy. Can we keep that fantasy? They should also not be made to wear costumes that enhance their unflattering features. Or cut their hair…

ex-idol responds (version 1)

(For humor’s sake) Dear Ex-Fan, This is in relation to your letter, “Dear Ex-Idol… Love, Your Ex-Fan” addressed to an unnamed celebrity. I took it upon myself to respond in behalf of my talent, who may or may not be the celebrity¬† you were referring to, and who I shall not name and shall be…